Fails of a Newly Working Mom

Noticed a lack of blogging lately? Yeah sorry : ( Between surgery on both my kidneys 6 weeks apart from each other and both my kiddos discovered to have some immunity problems AND starting a new full time position I’ve been a little occupied. Now that I’m starting to find my center again and blogging is helpful for when I get stressed I thought you would all enjoy a light hearted post that other moms (working or not) could relate to.


NEWLY WORKING MOM FAILS:

 

When you forgot the diapers or wipes:

ohno

 

When you have no clue what’s for dinner, again:

lindseyfacepalm

 

When your child first says “I hate you!”

heartbroken

 

When you ask your boss a question for a second third time:

zoesad

 

When your husband is the only one who can hear your alarm:

good-morning

 

That cringe you get when the day care/nanny calls/texts:

lucycringe

 

When you call your co-worker your spouse’s/child’s name:

sad

When you’ve gotten take out food two nights in a row:

idontcare

When you realize you wont be home before the kids go to bed:

le-sigh

When your child discovers they can take off their diaper and use its contents as an art media:

omg-zoom

 

When you fall asleep in your child’s bed instead of them:

snoopy

 

When you end a professional call with “Love ya bye!”:

pescal

 

When you realize how much of your pay check gets deducted:

sadgirl

 

When your child says Mama the first time and it’s not to you:

sadpony

Using the stairs is a great form of exercise . . . and embarrassment:

falling

 . . . and yes I have done all of these :0

So . . . What’s one of your mom fails?

 

 

 

One comment

  1. Kathryn says:

    I love Lucy! Haha classic! These are great! Yesterday I tried to go to the store WITH my dog in the car! I took him for a ride and parked in the parking lot. Needless to say I looked at him and didn’t get out of the car and turned around to go home.

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